Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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