i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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