I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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