then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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