Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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