We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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