Do you still have your period?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
did i walk over a car last night?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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