Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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