bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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