I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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