Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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