At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I need to align my fucking chakras
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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