am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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