Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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