I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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