The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I feel like abortions should bother me more
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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