I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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