their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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