they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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