It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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