No, you can still breathe under the balls.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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