Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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