Me too!
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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