Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's blow job season.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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