Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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