Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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