Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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