I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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