just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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