If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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