Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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