I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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