i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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