I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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