DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Please don't give away my fajitas
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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