sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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