4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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