Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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