Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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