I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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