WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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