Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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