imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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