The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south