He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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