Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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