Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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