ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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