Cold hands, warm shart.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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