you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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