Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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