just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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