we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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