Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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